232 Star Wars Lines Improved by Substituting the Word “Pants”
Why? Because laughing is good for you.
The top fifteen:
- I find your lack of pants disturbing.
- You are unwise to lower your pants.
- The Force is strong in my pants.
- Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
- Your pants, you will not need them.
- I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
- You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.
- Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s pants.
- In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
- I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
- Pull up! All pants pull up!
- I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
- I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.
- Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
- These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.
The other 217 are right here.
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7 opinions for 232 Star Wars Lines Improved by Substituting the Word “Pants”
miss kitty
Dec 21, 2006 at 9:57 am
Still crying…
TheAbbot
Jan 7, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Another one along the same lines:
Top 104 Actual Star Wars Lines You Might Hear In A Porno
WouldBeDaedalus
Apr 24, 2007 at 8:56 am
I’ll never watch any Star Wars movie in the same way ever again.
And I think I’ll need counseling :D
Jason
Aug 3, 2007 at 11:59 pm
Fantastic! i love star wars, very funny
Cyclonus
Dec 4, 2008 at 9:43 pm
LOL I especially love #7 & #9. Great work.
TheGabe
Dec 20, 2008 at 12:01 pm
And for the English this is even funnier.
david
Jan 2, 2009 at 7:32 pm
hi it’s david wilkerson in your class alison echert
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